Welcome
to the home of Guild Chubanutz!
"We're the 'other guys'!"
| Page Updated: |
| April 14th, 2008 |
The war torn lands of Azeroth are in dire need! Dire need of HEROES! Dire need of courageous warriors! Dire need of experienced adventurers with enough skill and bravery to tip the scales of the war in the favor of the HORDE!
We are NOT those guys!
THE STORY:
One day Maeshii was sitting at the local inn at Ogrimmar enjoying a
nice small keg of bourbon, when a couple of curious adventurers
walked into the place.
"Me wanna sit here!" said the Orcish Warrior
"This is my pet 'Booger'!" said the Tauren Hunter
"Do you mind if I pet him?" asked Maeshii
"Absolutely not... but watch, this pussy is hard to tame!" replied
the Tauren
After a few minutes the two introduced themselves: "Me Mungor!" said
the Orc, and "Hey! Pabst here!" said the Tauren.
The three sat at the inn and shared many, many,
many drinks together. Mungor taught the two how to smash
bottles of mead with his nose and the Tauren introduced a drinking
card game known only as "smelly Troll rear". After the three
were totally inebriated, they began violating every rule of social
interaction when drinking, most notably politics!
"Why me gotta fight stuff all the time?" whined Mungor.
"Exactly! Why can't we just sit on our fat asses and let everyone
else do all the damn fighting?" replied Pabst
"Actually, I know quite a few individuals who feel quite the same
way... like my Undead friend Bagofbones." said Maeshii
"Let's just start our own guild... get drunk... and sit on our
asses.... and do whatever the hell we want!" yelled Pabst
The following day none of the three could remember what they were talking about the day before due to a ridiculous amount of alcoholic drinks they consumed, and after another hard night of doing "Tauren-bombs" they were quickly reminded.... of course they forgot again.... This repeated behavior continued night after night, but the number of their drinking pals seemed to grow more and more everyday! Soon their "party crew" grew to quite a sizable number, also including an Undead mage named Bagofbones, another named Brinkle, a Troll hunter, Gworr, and a number of others who shared similar drunken emotions.
One night, after losing a massive bet to Maeshii over an illegal imp fighting contest, Pabst stumbled into the Ogrimmar Guild Registry and Guild Chubanutz was conceived!
Today you can find these drunken, non-heroes of the Horde questing through the lands in an effort to better their bank accounts and spit in the face of the Alliance for reasons that are still unclear... even to them!
| NEWS and Updates! (April 14th, '08) |
|
I know that the "Guild Guidelines"
section is not up, yet! Mungor, Pabst and Myself hafta have
a little sit-down and draw up these guidelines, then we will
also be electing officers. So sit tight, it's coming
soon! Also, the message board is totally functional, but expect it to gradually get a face lift... I am trying to make the forum match the rest of the page and include the banner with the navigation bar at the top. Just gimme some time and I'll get to it.... it is VERY difficult to devote time to the webpage when all I REALLY want to do is play the game! Also, I will be including an "Event Calendar" either in it's own section, or a mini calendar on every page... -Maeshii |
| Pictures and screenshots! |
| In an order to include as many guild members as possible on this website, I need your real life AND in-game pictures. I will be placing a upload box on this website so that you may upload your pictures and files directly, but in the meantime just e-mail them to me (odie_xn@yahoo.com) |
